意识到该换一个大缸的10个时刻

Top Ten Moments When You Knew It Was Time To Upgrade To A Larger Aquarium...

10) When my attorney told me my divorce was final.
律师告诉我离婚办完了。
（提交者：Sloeber of Champaign, Illinois）

9) You have to move your rocks around each day so the fish can swim in a different direction!
依靠每天挪动活石才能让鱼在不同方向游动。
（提交者：Ducklabdad of Olive Branch, Mississippi）

8) When you start noticing that a particular snail made it from one corner of the tank to the opposite in less than ten minutes.
你注意到一只螺用不了10分钟就从缸的一个角落跑到对面的角落。
（提交者：Zachofalltrades of a town in Connecticut）

7) When you are stacking your corals on top of each other three, four, even five high just so you can rearrange the other corals that are already touching one another... of course, in a controlled panic because you can hear the warfare going on with each second ticking!
把珊瑚堆在其它3块、4块甚至5块珊瑚上面，以便能挪开互相掐架的珊瑚......每一秒你都感觉到珊瑚正走向战争。
（提交者：Bergzy of Orange County, California）

6) When your wife leaves you alone at home to go on a two week cruise with her girlfriends.
老婆把你留在家里，自己和女友们参加为期2周的乘船巡游了。
（提交者：emissary43 of Morgan Hill, California）

5) When the line for the Cleaning Station your Cleaner Shrimp have set up is five fish deep.
清洁虾的清洁站里排队等候的鱼超过5条。
（提交者：DaveJ of Fort Worth, Texas）

4) When I saw my snails line up to spell "Help!" in the sandbed.
看见螺在沙子上画出了“救命！”的字样。
（提交者：Bkwudzjeep of Central Florida）

3) Your fish have enough room to turn around by doing a three point turn about.
你的鱼通过三点折返才能有足够的空间转身。
（提交者：TinyTanker of Austin, Texas）

2) When you're girl friend says, "We can put it on my credit card." :-D
你的女朋友说：“可以刷我的信用卡来结账”，:-D
（提交者：Gordonious of Newark, Delaware）

1) You've known it for months but all of the sudden the wife says "You need a bigger tank."
你考虑换缸已经好几个月了，突然某一天你老婆说：“你需要一个大一些的缸”！
（提交者：achillestang2002 of St. Charles, Missouri）

这个帖子太可爱了

很有意思！

学习

我又点乱！

这个讲的应该是海缸吧

谢分享

wyigeng 发表于 2012-9-17 16:54
这个讲的应该是海缸吧

不管讲的是什么缸，这几句话很有意思，有着典型的美式幽默！